Enjoy 3 oysters paired with a glass of Piaff Brut Champagne for R190 

Indulge in 6 oysters along with two glasses of Piaff Brut Champagne for R450
Savour a dozen (12) oysters alongside a full bottle of Piaff Brut Champagne for R950

*optional choice of King Knysna Oysters dressed in Caviar, Dashi Beurre Blanc, Crispy Serrano & Ginger Gel for an additional R25 per oyster.

Indulge in an exquisite High Tea experience at The Cellars-Hohenort Hotel & Spa, where every bite is a culinary delight amidst elegant surroundings overlooking our picturesque gardens.

Served in the Greenhouse

Saturday 11 May 2024 at 11h00 to 13h00 & 14h00 to 16h00

Sunday 12 May 2024 at 11h00 to 13h00 & 14h00 to 16h00

Price: Adults R455 per person, children aged 4 - 11 @ R225 per child.

Kindly note: Last seating at 14:00.
A booking notice of 24 hours required.

Mondays we are rollin’ burritos! R169 for a burrito and a cool drink, sit in or takeaway! This is meant for a quick lunch, not a jol!

Place your order via WhatsApp and collect 083 660 5515 or walk in and order! Grab a seat and join us!
 

Have you been enjoying April? 

It's always a lovely time experiencing the last vestiges of summer as the seasons change.  At Grand we offer live entertainment every weekend so you can sit down, eat a lavish meal, indulge in beautiful cocktails and immersive yourself in a stunning experience.

Thursdays are for a complimentary beer on tap when you buy a Mamacita’s burger! Triple stacked with cheese & onion! Topped with guac - seriously good!

We’re turning 28 this month - what about you?! 

If you share this special month with us, then we’d love to celebrate together! Join us at one of our tables and order any two plates from our delicious plates menu - and only pay for one!

Happy Birthday! 

Celebrations shouldn’t only be for one day!

Valid from Monday to Saturday for the whole month of May. This offer is not valid on Sundays or Public Holidays. 

Pieter Toerien presents Agatha Christie’s ingenious courtroom drama, for the first time in South Africa!

This classic Christie will delight audiences and keep everyone on the edge of their seats right up till the thrilling climax that will leave you stunned!

WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION is a gripping tale of justice, passion, betrayal and revenge. Leonard Vole is accused of murdering a widow to inherit her fortune. The stakes are high – will Leonard survive the shocking witness testimony, will he be able to convince the jury, and you of his innocence and escape the hangman’s noose?

Dates: 3 July until 10 August, 2024

Don’t miss this thrilling production from the Queen of Cunning!

With All Star Cast including Graham Hopkins, Sharon Spiegel Wagner, Mike Huff, Peter Terry, Craig Jackson, Brett Kruger, Dianne Simpson, Matthew Lotter, Micah Stojakovic & Jordan Soares

A story that moves from pure nostalgia, through extreme heartache, to unbridled joy… The Return of Elvis du Pisanie is all at once – sad, amusing and gloriously uplifting…

Eddie du Pisanie (played by Ashley Dowds) – a forty-six year old East Rand salesman is retrenched and decides life is no longer worth living. He writes a suicide note to his wife and is about to gas himself in his car in the garage, when he switches on the car radio. The Elvis Presley song he hears does more than take him back 30 years – it recalls an event in his childhood that changed his life forever. Abandoning, for the moment the idea of suicide, he drives the 200 kilometre journey to the town in which he grew up, to a lamp post opposite the ex-Carlton Bioscope in Witbank, there to retrace his life, to try to find out what went wrong, how it went wrong, and – perhaps most importantly, why it went wrong…

Can we change our own destinies…? “Elvis” du Pisanie is about to find out…

“A milestone for South African Theatre…!”
(Humphrey Tyler SUNDAY TRIBUNE)

“He mesmerises his audience…! Not to be missed…!”
(Garalt McLiam THE STAR)

“The Great South African Novel come to life onstage…!”
“Profound poetry… Equal to anything by Beckett or Pinter…!”
“Nothing less than the new Bosman… what a performance, what a play…!”
(Iain MacDonald THE ARGUS)

“Buy, beg or steal but get your hands on a ticket for this magnificent play…!”
(Billy Suter NATAL MERCURY)

“A vigorous, robust tour de force… a memorable evening of theatre…!”
(Terry Herbst EASTERN PROVINCE HERALD)

“A tale – fragile and beautiful as blown glass – of dreams lost and found…”
(Brenda van Rooyen PRETORIA NEWS)

The Return of Elvis du Pisanie – first performed in July, 1992 – has the distinction of having won more awards (in a single year) than any other play in the history of South African Theatre – 1993 Vita, Fleur du Cap and Dalro Awards included Best New South African Play, Best Actor, Best Production, Best Director – as well as The Star “Tonight”/IGI Life Vita Award for Comedy. It has also been presented – by invitation – in Washington DC and Chicago, USA.

30 May – 15 June | Tickets at Webtickets and Theatre Box Office (021) 438-3301.

Theatre On The Bay from 25 September to 5 October, 2024.

MARC EUGENE LOTTERING is Lottering’s newest stand-up show.  And yes, that really is his second name.

In this show, Lottering shares his findings on where he thinks his colourful family tree stems from.  As is to be expected, his viewpoints are hilariously outrageous after his mom, when he was little, promised him that they were all originally “blonde German-Caribbeans”.

Lottering is one of South Africa’s top comedians, having written 20 one-man shows and 3 smash hit musicals.  He has been nominated for, and received several prestigious theatre awards along the way.

This year, Lottering has been inducted into the Comics Choice Hall of Fame.

MARC EUGENE LOTTERING is not suitable for children.

Tickets at WEBTICKETS

Glittering and radiant, Mzansi Ballet presents The Neil Diamond Show, a ballet set to the timeless melodies of Neil Diamond.

This enchanting ballet transports audiences into a world where every movement sparkles with brilliance, echoing the facets of a precious gem.

With Neil Diamond’s iconic music as its backdrop, “The Neil Diamond Show” is a mesmerizing journey through light, color, and the enduring mystique of these treasured jewels!

Tickets available fro

m Webtickets / (021) 438-3301.